cold shower is spoiling all the fun at the moment. I'll call a plumber
in the morning
Expect a variety of odd smells drifting in from the Atlantic by
midmorning followed by an awful pong in the afternoon. It should
be a bit fresher tonight.
The long and
winding road, that leads to your door. Every day is a winding road.
to be cheaper - official
Harbinger has uncovered plans by the Government to make the cost of new
cars cheaper. Trade & Industry Secretary Stephen Byers has unveiled plans
to make everything else more expensive. "It is important that consumers
receive a fair deal," he said. But when pressed on the cost of a
new Rover, Mr Byers said, "I'm happy to talk about my plan to increase
the cost of the family dog, but for now let's stick to cars".
not OK by way MFI dealt with KGB
UK's top furniture organisation, MFI, is expected to come under heavy
criticism today over they way it handled the case of KGB spy Melita Norwood.
Ms Norwood bought the case from MFI in 1930, and despite there being two
screws missing, it lasted her well until 1972. She had used the case to
keep documents needed for her spying. But in a report due out today from
the parliamentary Intelligence and Security Committee it is thought that
recommendations will be made to ensure the government is told when KGB
spies buy anything from MFI.
England beat Portugal
beat Portugal last night in their first game of Euro 2000. Playing under
our special Daily Harbinger Fantasy Opposites League, England won 3-2
after extra time, penalties and a golden goal. Both teams were sent off.
David Seaman was man of the match and
England don't play Germany on Saturday, where it is expected they will
KNICKERS fell over night following a good day on the
market floor and in the market office.
Tip of the
Never wear your heart on your sleeve as your
brain needs it to circulate blood around the body, past the lungs
and thus delivering oxygen to your vital organs.