It's a bit early to be thinking about Christmas, I know, but it's
never too early to stock up on wrapping paper.
Keep off grass.
to close down shops
street shopping chain C&A is to close. C&A, which is short for
Closed and Axed, will turf 4,800 onto the dole. However, if they don't
like the dole, they can take it back within a month and exchange it for
a life of misery and poverty.
C&A is privately owned by the Dutch Brenninkmeyer family and the Managing
Director, Neil McCausland, said, "This is a sad and difficult decision
for the company. But there is some good news. I still have my job".
stalkers shot dead
table and carpet have been shot dead by one of the Queen's bodyguards
after the two items managed to board the Royal train unnoticed in Cardiff.
A spokesman for Scotland Yard said, "Two shots were fired, one into a
table and the other into the carpet. They were both killed instantly".
It's not known why the table and carpet were on the train, but earlier
in the day police were made aware that a threat had been made against
the Royal Family by a carpet answering to the same description of the
one shot dead.
BBC wins FA Cup
The BBC has
won the FA Cup. The match looked set to go into extra-time and a penalty
shoot-out when the Director General, Greg Dyke, slammed £70m on
the table. It was an astonishing win, especially when you take into account
the trouble caused over the lost Premiership rights reported earlier this
The TF closed prematurely and trapped someone's fingers
in the door causing the markets to drop sharply closing 2367 points
down on yesterday at 3.
Yesterday's correction was wrong.