Don't know about
you, but I sat outside most of the weekend in the sunshine. Let's
hope it will continue.
There's expected to be an increase in the tapping of pens on desks
in schools and work. Please stop it now.
Get away from
it all. Whatever it all may be.
not lost for England
football fans are expected to come to the rescue of the national team
this week. Kevin Keegan and his team failed to lose against Germany on
Saturday and are even in danger of qualifying for the quarter finals.
But all is not lost as Prime Minister Tony Blair has stepped in and has
asked British fans to put the organisers of the Euro 2000 competition,
UEFA, into a position where they can expel the England team. "The
players have done their bit but let us down badly, it's up to fans now
to make sure we don't progress any further in the competition", said
allowed to enter country
rapist Mike Tyson has arrived in Britain for his 'Rapist Allowed To Do
What The Hell He Likes' tour. More than 40,000 people, who support the
right of a man to force sex on a woman, have so far bought a ticket for
his one brain cell show that is also being offered on Pay-to-View-the-Rapist
error delays flights
A huge computer
error caused the delay and cancellation of many UK flight at the weekend.
The computer, a Nintendo Game Boy, had just been loaded up with the latest
Pokemon Yellow game, when it crashed, leaving hundreds of planes hanging
in mid-air. Thousands of people faced delays of up to six hours at airports
all over the country, but Air Traffic officials said that everything was
now almost back to normal. "For some reason we are managing to match
up everybody's luggage, but I'm sure well be able to fix that little problem
out as soon as I've evolved", said a spokesperson at Heathrow Airport.
The CHEAP is expected to start the week fairly cheaply
but could become a little less cheap later in the week before levelling
off fairly cheapish on Friday.
We inadvertently printed the wrong correction
on Saturday suggesting that the previous Wednesday's correction
was wrong. It wasn't totally wrong, just a little bit and really
didn't need correcting that much. We are sorry if you have been
inconvenienced by this or other recent corrections.