Funny sort of
Like, you know man, sort of heavy stuff man. And flowers. Don't
forget lots of flowers, man. But we don't do drugs.
All roads lead
to Rome, but expect delays on the M1.
William Hague talk exclusively to the
Daily Harbinger about fabric softeners.
tells ITV to move ITN
Independent Television Commission has told ITV to make the news earlier.
ITN who supply the news has put out a request asking everybody to do everything
that is newsworthy an hour earlier so that they can report it.
of drugs have been arrested at the Glastonbury Festival in Glastonbury.
The drugs were found to be in possession of humans. The police said that
this year they were clamping down on the number of cases of human abuse
at the festival that also has some pop groups playing some songs.
water on Mars
NASA scientists say that there is evidence that running
water could be flowing on the planet Mars. The claim comes following the
discovery of a huge thick line on a series of pictures taken by a Mars
probe. A spokesman for NASA said, "We're quite excited about this
as water could mean life, unless of course it has drowned in the water".
Meanwhile a spokesman for Seven Trent Water said, "If it turns out
that water is running on Mars then NASA owe us a lot of money. And if
it turns out to be a leak, then we can't fix it until next Thursday".
The SHORT index was up.
There's nothing to print in this column today
so leave it off the front page you guys in the print room.