I'm singing in
Sea state slight but getting a bit choppy later so the boats will
bob about a bit.
Rail - Not bad
The Queen Mother talks exclusively to
The Harbinger On Sunday about sex change vicars and candy floss.
doomed high street store C&A is reporting a sharp increase in sales
at it's shops around the country. Hundreds of thousands of morbid customer
are visiting the retail outlets to watch the slow death of a one-time
fashion leader. One shopper in Chester said, "It's a bit like a road
crash, everyone gathers round to have good look at the victim." When
pressed about the clothes on sale at C&A, the shopper said, "You
mean this stuff is for sale?".
turns into a lottery
companies bidding to take over the running of the National Lottery in
2001 have won so much as a bonus ball. The National Lottery Commission
has told both Camelot and The People's Lottery, run by Richard Branson,
that their bids are not up to scratch and that they must rethink their
bids. A spokesperson for Camelot said, "Now we know how millions
of people feel on a Saturday night when their numbers don't come up."
Virgin boss Richard Branson said, "My balls dropped when I heard
Strawberries are being picked in their thousands ready
for the annual binge as the final preparations are put in place. Impromptu
singing in the rain, the guzzling of alcohol, the 'oohs' and 'ahhs' of
the crowd and occasional glimpse of a pair knickers will be spoilt again
by professional people playing their hearts out to cries of 'love'. It
could so easily be Glastonbury, but no, it's Wimbledon.
The FOOTSY closed early as it stubbed it's toe on the
leg of a desk.
In some editions of yesterday's Harbinger we
inadvertently suggested that there were no corrections from the
previous day's edition. History has shown that this was not the