Look, I drank
a whole bottle of wine last night and now you expect me to predict
Boy that wine was good.
Don't drink and
Bette Davis talks exclusively to The Daily
Harbinger about being dead.
releases details of third Fatima
important people at the Vatican have released details of the third Fatima.
Up until now, only two Fatimas were known. The third Fatima states, "On
his knees at the foot of a big cross he was killed by a group of soldiers
who fired bullets and arrows." The Vatican says that this was obviously
the assassination attempt on the Pope, who wasn't on his knees at the
time or shot with an arrow by soldiers or, for that matter, killed. Fatima
Whitbread was unavailable for comment, but in a statement read out by
her solicitor she said, "It has nothing to do with me. Leave me alone".
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Condon is to lead a world-wide
inquiry into cricket match-fixing. At a news conference in London, everyone
thought they said condom and started sniggering. Sir Paul said he believed
the International Cricket Council was serious about getting rid of all
traces of corruption in the sport, but would stop short of finding out
why England are crap.
Members of the RMT union has voted in favour of industrial
action over pay to signalmen. The move comes after the union rejected
Railtrack's offer of a 9% rise and members voted by 1,595 to 1,352 in
favour of taking strike action. A spokesperson for Railtrack said, "We
will not allow industrial action to bring rail services to a standstill.
That's our job."
The ZXYXZYU closed twenty points down at 234178976.3456.
Readers may not have received the special Wimbledon
pull out section in yesterday's Daily Harbinger. That's because
there wasn't one.