Not as hot as
Florida at this time of year.
Tom Jones, fair. Britney Spears, rough. Oasis, getting a bit predictable
with precipitation in sight.
Keep to the left
unless told otherwise.
Marcel Marceau talks exclusively to The
Daily Harbinger about something or other. He was a bit quiet so
we didn't quite catch it, but I'm sure it was exclusive and very
family not to be evicted
Government's threat to evict the Royal Family from Buckingham Palace seems
to have been averted. It had been thought that The Queen and Prince Phillip
would have to move into rented accommodation after MP Mo Mowlam suggested
that the Palace was too big for the both of them and they should perhaps
live in a bungalow in North Wales. But in a change of heart the Prime
Minister has intervened and has said that Mo Molam was "talking through
published over thingy
on the way the media, including The Daily Harbinger, cover stories about
a certain member of the Royal Family will be outlined by the Press Complaints
Commission (PCC) today. The chairman of the PCC has drawn up guidelines
on how we can report stories about this particular member of the Royal
family, including not mentioning him (if it is a him) at all if we can
The Home Secretary, Jack Straw, is to call on councils
in England and Wales to crack down on loutish behaviour and nuisance neighbours.
The move comes just months after the Government encouraged
us all to have street parties and play very loud music and party to all
hours of the night in our own homes to celebrate the birth of the new
Millennium. But now they've had a change of heart and see the 'zero' tolerance
move as a vote winner. Mr Straw said, "People are sick and tired
of youths running wild on our streets and next door neighbours creating
havoc. We want everyone in bed by 9 o'clock and all those naughty people
to stop being bad."
The TOILETSEAT ended the day up, much to the annoyance
of all the women in the office.
In yesterday's Welsh edition of The Daily Harbinger
we inadvertently referred to the Prime Minister as 'Boyo'. Sorry
if this offended the Taffs.