Don't you just
hate it when you've just hung out the washing and it starts to rain.
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The Pope talks exclusively to The Daily
Harbinger about ridding your cat of fleas.
pound could cost jobs
The strong pound has put thousands of jobs at Nissan's
Sunderland car plant in doubt, according to the firm's president.
Carlos Ghosn said, "The pound just walked into the
car plant on Thursday and started pushing the workers around and picking
fights with the management. Something should be done about it".
who sneezed continuously for more than thirty years has solved the problem
- he is allergic to muesli. Patrick Webster, from Bournemouth tried for
years to find out what was causing the sneezing, "A doctor thought
I was allergic to myself", he said. Now Mr Webster has given up muesli
and told The Daily Harbinger, "All is well now, but I now suffer
from constipation". You just can't please some people.
A film about plasticine chickens opens at cinemas
across the country today. 'Chicken Run', starring the voice of Mel Gibson,
was filmed entirely on location at a battery farm in Yorkshire and is
expected to increase the sales of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Scotch Eggs
and plasticine. A spokesperson for KFC said, "This is like having
a free advert. We have tried dipping some plasticine in our special coating
and deep frying it, but it tasted just like our chicken and with plasticine
being a lot more expensive than chicken, our customers will just have
to have the real thing". A spokeschicken was not available for comment.
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The corrections in yesterday's and Wednesday's
Daily Harbinger were incorrect and will be corrected on Monday,