All this rain
is good for the garden you know.
works have been cleared and replaced by Monday roadworks.
I loved Fiddler On The Roof, great film.
All this week in your Daily Harbinger,
read the exclusive diary of Mick Jagger as he gives a day by day
account of how he decorated his bathroom.
by the litre - Exclusive!
The Government are planning to replace the current monetary
system not with the Euro, but with petrol. From next January Pounds and
pence will be replaced by units of unleaded petrol. The move comes as
Tony Blair promised another increase in the price of fuel, which has already
gone up by 44% since he came to power. A spokesperson for Mr Blair said,
"We hope to have petrol at a pound a litre by Christmas so that the
transition to a liquid currency will go smoothly." The change over
to petrol would mean that gas stations would become banks and wages would
be paid in litres not pounds. But not everyone is happy with the idea.
A spokesperson for The Leather Wallet Factory, who make leather wallets,
said, "We'll simply go out of business as our wallets are not designed
to hold petrol".
Dimmock behind rural thefts
rural insurance company says that TV gardener Charlie Dimmock is to blame
for a huge demand in black market garden equipment and ornaments. A spokesperson
for NFU Mutual said, "Ms Dimmock is on the TV almost every night
- often not wearing a bra. She's brainwashing us all into have nice breasts
and this is encouraging the criminal element of society to pinch stuff
from gardens. We need to stop these knickers."
busking set to rise
Buskers at London tube stations are warning passengers
that the cost of listening to them is likely to rise. The threat comes
following plans to charge the buskers £20 a year to play at the
stations. One busker said, "Twenty quid is a lot of money, mate,
we'll have to pass this cost onto the public by insisting they pay an
extra couple of pence every time the pass - otherwise we'll have to play
The MONDAY index closed eight points up on Friday against
the WEDNESDAY, but five points down of the FRIDAY which is now lower
than the TUESDAY for the first time since last Thursday.
In this edition of The Daily Harbinger, there
is a mistake in the MONDAY index. Sorry about that.