More of the same.
Long delays sitting
in stuffy cars listening to crappy radio. Take the train and sit
in stuffy carriages listening to crappy telephone conversations.
Find out what Bill Gates really thinks
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takes pay freeze
The Queen will have to tighten her royal belt for another
ten years as she's agreed to a pay freeze. The Prime Minister, Tony Blair,
said that that the Queen would have to get by on just £7.9m a year. A
spokesperson for The Queen said, "It's going to be tough on her nibs,
I'm sure she'll feel the pinch. She'll just have to cut back on some of
the little luxuries like Imperial Leather soap and Philip will have to
switch from the Stella to something like Bud Ice. But they'll be fine".
wants leaks plugged
Minister, Tony Blair, has warned ministers they will be fired if they
are found guilty of leaking. A spokesperson for Downing Street, who wished
to remain anonymous said, "It's getting out of hand. People are talking
off the record left, right and liberal. Don't quote me on this, but, this
is only the beginning. Tony has just about had it up to here with leaks.
And who can blame him?"
say getting tough is their job not the PMs
Police chiefs have told the Prime Minister, Tony Blair,
to keep his nose out of their business. Sir John Evans, president of the
Association of Chief Police Officers speaking at their national conference
told Mr Blair that his 'get tough' policy went too far and that the police
are more than capable of being the tough guys. And anyway they have the
batons and CS gas to prove it.
The SLOB index went home early to watch something or
other on telly.
Yesterday's Daily Harbinger was without fault.