Guess what. Yep,
more of the wet stuff.
are very heavy - well have you ever tried to pick one up?
Michael Parkinson talks exclusively to
The Daily Harbinger about those small dogs that yap a lot when you
pass them in a garden.
attacks man in dress
A man wearing a tartan dress with a fluffy bag hanging at the front, has
been attacked by The Queen brandishing a sword, in what one Palace official
described as 'an unprovoked act of monarchy'. The man, who is only known
by his code name "The former James Bond", was made to kneel
before Her Majesty, who then branded a large 'ceremonial' sword as tried
to sever both of his ears. The man was unhurt and later posed for photographs
in his skirt.
has driven very fast indeed. Mark Newby, who is 43 next birthday and comes
from Kent was caught driving at 272mph in a jet-powered car near York.
A spokesperson for York Police said, "We caught this little monkey
doing 272mph. He reckons it's some sort of land-speed record, but we've
heard them all before. He must think we were born yesterday". Mr
Newby said, "I must admit I nearly crapped myself".
in the mind
Researchers at University College London have managed
to see what happens in the brain of someone who is love-struck. The scientists,
who had nothing better to do, scanned the brains of 17 "madly in love"
volunteers to see what happened when they fell in love.
A spokesperson for University College said, "It was amazing. They
immediately lost all control of their finances, eyes and sex organs. They
started to talk in a funny way and found it difficult to hang up the phone.
I have to say it made us all feel quite sick."
The BALLS index closed well down on the previous day,
however it is expected to bounce back again today.
In yesterday's article in the late edition of
The Daily Harbinger, the reference to steamed fish attributed to
Michael Winner should have been attributed to David Schwimmer.