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Exclusive pictures of the Queen Mother
bathing topless at Brighton. Weather permitting.
Blair's son arrested for being drunk - at 16.
The Prime Minister's 16-year-old son, Euan, has been arrested for being
drunk and incapable. Euan, who is 16, was found by police officers in
Leicester Square, in London's West End at about eleven o'clock on Wednesday
night. The boy, who will not be eighteen for another two years, was reported
to be "very sorry". His father, Tony Blair, said, "If it
was anyone else's son I would demand a change in the law so that irresponsible
parents would face the full force of the law. If it hadn't have been my
son, I would have demanded that the child be marched to a cash point and
made to pay a hefty fine. And if it had turned out to have been the son
of a Conservative MP, I would have demanded a resignation."
wins the World Cup
has won the the battle to host the World Cup in 2006, just days after
being beaten by England in Euro 2000. Within minutes of the announcement
that they had beaten everyone else, thousands of German football fans
were laying scarfs on the seats at the grounds where the matches will
wins at Wimbledon
One of the seven planets, Venus, has made it through
to the Wimbledon Ladies' Final. It's the first time a celestial body has
got this far in a Grand Slam tournament. Star gazer, Patrick Moore, said,
"It's great news. I remember back in 1956 Saturn was knocked out
in the quarter finals, following an unexpected total solar eclipse. This
is fantastic news. But I won't be watching the final because I think tennis
is a crap game".
The WOMAN index looked set to close 23 points down on
the previous day, but at the last minute it changed its mind and
closed up 6 points.
Yesterday's weather forecast was in fact repeated
from March 27th, but oddly enough the weather was also a repeat.