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Read all about the latest craze to sweep
the UK as Prince Philip talks exclusively to The Harbinger On Sunday
about his Pokemon collection.
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Thousands of fans of The Daily Harbinger stayed up until midnight to be
the first to read the latest edition of the popular paper. All over the
UK, and in parts of America, newsagents and bookshops stayed open to allow
their customer the chance to be the first to buy the latest edition. One
shopper said, "I just can't get enough of it". It's thought
that some of the shops took advantage of the late night opening offered
customers the chance to buy the new Harry Potter book, but these reports
Office minister Michael O'Brien has broken his leg while trying to stop
an alleged shop lifter. Mr O'Brien said, "This have-a-go-hero stuff
is quite dangerous. Last year I broke a rib trying to rescue a bee that
was trapped in my garden shed and at Christmas I got my tongue stuck in
the letterbox of a man who was thinking about voting for the Liberal Democrats.
I think I'll leave this hero stuff to someone else".
Patsy Kensit has confirmed that she and her husband,
Oasis singer Liam Gallagher, have separated.
They've been joined at the hip for three years and have a son called Lennon.
But Ms Kensit, who's done a bit of acting in her time, has told The Daily
Harbinger that the marriage is over and that Liam has been surgically
removed. "It's all over and I'm relieved." It's the third marriage
to break down for Kensit, who is now planning to go for the record set
by Elizabeth Taylor.
The BOX index closed and has been taped up and put in
the attic until it is needed again.
In yesterday's Daily Harbinger the word 'scrotum'
appeared in some later edition instead of the word 'Blair'. We're
sorry about this, but it did make for some interesting reading.