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The poor are being left behind as more and more people in the UK log on
to the Internet, according to new figures. The data released from the
Office for National Statistics (ONS) shows that the homeless are the worst
hit. But help is at hand as the Government intend to to make 100,000 refurbished
computers available for lease or purchase for low-income families. Not
much use then to the homeless who won't have anywhere to plug them in.
restaurants looking a bit sick
Arbuckles chain of US-style diners has gone into receivership and most
will close. The store, named after the film actor, Fatty Arbuckle, was
popular - but evidently not popular enough. Now other shops and eating
houses named after famous film stars are worried that Fatty's may start
a trend. A spokesperson for the Harrison Ford motor dealers said, "We're
not too worried about it, but I think the likes of the Danny La Rue Pizza-While-You-Wait
chain will go before too long".
A six acre crop of genetically modified oilseed has
in an attack in Gloucestershire. Police said
the incident, at Wold End Farm, Chipping Campden, took place over the
weekend and is sick. A spokesperson for Gloucestershire Police said, "People
who do this sort of thing want locking up and castrating. Crop rape is
a growing crime in the UK and is thought to have started in Italy where
acres of Virgin Olives were ruined".
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In yesterday's Daily Harbinger in the article
about Lord Birt we may have miss-quoted him, but we're not sure,
so just in case we did, sorry.