A deep depression
will set in when I tell you what the weather has in store.
Trains and boats
and planes, de de de de, de de dum.
Only in your Daily Harbinger tomorrow,
The Queen talks exclusively about 'wings'.
- a tribute too early
Lots and lots of people turned out yesterday to pay tribute to the Queen
Mother. The Queen Mother who it is hoped will be 100 next month, looked
a bit confused as she accepted birthday greeting from thousands of people
she'd never even heard of for a birthday she hasn't even had yet. A spokesperson
for the Palace summed up everyone's thoughts by saying, "We thought
it best to have a party sooner rather than later. At her age you just
don't know, do you".
lips - no more taxis
leader William Hague has gone back on his word on taxis in what is seen
by many as a U-turn. Speaking for himself, Mr Hague said, "We have
said any prudent government should be able to reduce taxis and spend more
on vital public services." A spokesperson for Dial-a-cab said, "I
thought he was talking about something totally different, I thought he
was going to cut down on faxes". No one from anywhere else was available
items or less
The Royal Navy has placed an order for three new Type
45 destroyers. Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon said the £1 billion
order was a bargain. "The shipyards were doing a buy-two-get-one-free
offer with extra Tesco clubcard points. The only down side is that the
ships will carry weapons capable of killing people, but at least it will
secure jobs for 5,500 good guys.
The APATHY index, er, what ever.
In yesterday's Daily Harbinger we stated that
the CLOSED index had closed when in fact what we should have said
was that the OPEN index had opened. Sorry about that.