of stuff , followed by something a bit different, but becoming samey
again by the end of the day.
A red Nissan,
S456 ADP, has left its lights on in the underground car park.
Exclusive only in The Daily Harbinger,
the last ever interview ever given by Rod Hull and Emu is translated
into French in our special Education pullout.
to stop speaking
The House of Commons Speaker Betty Boothroyd is to loose her voice at
the end of the summer. Best known for saying "Order", the 70-year-old
former dancer will be pronouncing "Last Orders" as she retires
after eight years trying to keep the rowdy MPs under control. Ms Boothroyd
said, "Be happy for me!" as the chamber burst into a spontaneous round
of applause which didn't go down very well with the Speaker as clapping
in The House is regarded as "unparliamentary behaviour" and Ms Boothroyd
may now be sacked for allowing it to happen.
Minister Tony Blair has denied he is suffering an "annus horribilis".
Addressing a bunch of journalists Mr Blair said, "It's poor Cherie
who's suffered a bit downstairs since the baby was born. My bottom is
very well thank you very much". The PM went on to tell the gathered
press that his government had delivered on its first priority - sound
economic management, but none of them were listening because they were
still laughing at his comments about his wife's arse.
The two ministers responsible for the Millennium Dome
have admitted that the government got the number of visitors the attraction
could expect badly wrong. Culture Secretary Chris Smith and Dome minister
Lord Falconer told MPs on the Commons Culture Committee that they originally
expected "lots and lots", but as it has turned out the Dome
is only getting "lots". Lord Falconer said, "We obviously
got it wrong, but it's quite difficult to estimate how many people will
come to what is a very crappy event."
The WASHING index closed 67 points down on the previous
day as it was left out on the line overnight and it bloody rained
In Tuesday's Daily Harbinger we stated that the
CLOSED index had closed and yesterday we said that it should have
said that the OPEN index had opened. Well we were wrong again. It
was the AJAR index that was not closed properly.