Hot and sunny,
but not here.
should go to bed earlier.
Tomorrow, only in your Daily Harbinger,
read all about it in his own words and exclusively. Why did Mel
Gibson buy a table lamp from IKEA.
workers face the axe
Workers at the country's biggest steel company are facing the axe. The
Anglo-Dutch firm Corus is expected to show the chopper to up to 1,200
people, that's on top of 1,400 that saw it last month. Corus have factories
at Scunthorpe in North Lincolnshire and in Middlesborough. Michael Leahy,
general secretary of the Iron and Steel Trades Confederation said, "The
funny thing about all this is that sooner or later there'll be no one
left here to make all these axes."
days are numbered
backed emergency legislation aimed at cracking down on football hooliganism
abroad. The Home Secretary Jack Straw said, "There has been a steady
decline in acts of hooliganism in this country over the past couple of
years. All our thugs want to go abroad. We'll this is one type of export
we plan to stamp out. As British citizens we have the right to be beaten
up and abused at football matches without having to travel onto the continent.
Football violence is coming home".
to punish late payers
Customers of Barclays bank face punishment if they
run up large debts or make late payments. Martin
Binder, head of personal lending at Barclays said, "It
will be about how the customer has handled their accounts with us. We're
here to make as much money as we can and if the customer is constantly
running up debts we'll simply break their legs". The government's review
of the banking industry, the Cruikshank report, has already said that
this type of business management would lead to more jobs as the banks
would need to hire 'firms' to 'deal' with the bad customers.
The DAFT index didn't bother closing at all yesterday
in fact it has remained open all night and will be crabby all day,
There appears to be some confusion over yesterday's
correction. Please replace the world closed (in small letters) with
the word open (in large letters). The world open (in large letters)
should be changed to the word sheep (in tiny letters).