clouds are so cute. It's the big grey ones you need to worry about.
Why do busses
indicate that they are moving out only AFTER they do it?
In you Harbinger on Sunday - why only
seven days in a week? And we ask Charlie Dimmock to show us her
A campaign has been launched calling for pets to wear seat-belt when travelling
in cars. Research by the RAC Foundation and the Companion Care Veterinary
Surgeries shows that four out of five dogs, cats and other fluffy animals
could be spared injury of they were strapped in. A spokesperson for the
RSPCA said, "In this day and age it is ludicrous that pets are not
covered by the same laws as humans. We want all pets, whether it be a
horse, dog, cat or gerbil, to wear a seat-belt when driving. And pets
that drink and drive should be shot."
is being allowed to rot in fields because there are not enough seasonal
pickers, according to the National Farmers Union has said. Ben Gill, NFU
President said, "This is clearly a ridiculous situation. It's catch
twenty-two all over again. It's like Pearl Harbour out there, with dead
strawberries all over the place. Farmers are forced to grow crops at gunpoint
and then when it comes to picking time no one wants to know. It's the
Falklands all over again, but this time it's innocent fruit that's being
used as a political tool."
given powers to stop drunken Scousers
Merseyside Police have been given the power to take
alcohol from people drinking on the streets of Liverpool. The move is
expected to be met with six years of mourning, a service of interdenominational
alcoholic woe at Liverpool Cathedral and calls for a memorial to be erected
in Sefton Park at the spot where many a drunk has thrown their guts up.
The CONTENTS index was totally confused yesterday, not
knowing if it should be at the front of the market or the back.
Perhaps we can clear this OPEN and CLOSED index
thing up once and for all. On Tuesday the CLOSED closed, the OPEN
opened and the AJAR remained in a sort of open and shut situation.
I've no idea where the sheep came from (see yesterday's correction),
but at least they've gone now.