St Gordon, patron
saint of worms and other small legless animals.
of the day
seen my bloody pen?"
Tomorrow in your Daily Harbinger we name
and shame people who have never done a dishonest thing in their
lives in the hope that they are mistaken for someone who is a crook
and has the shit beaten out of them.
attack home of wrong man
A group of do-gooders acting in their own best interests have attacked
a house in Manchester under the impression that it was the home of a paedophile.
The 'mistake' occurred when a highly respected Sunday newspaper printed
details of known sex offenders in the hope that the British public would
take the law into their own hands. A spokesperson for the group of women
said, "We got the wrong house, but let's face it the man who lives
there looks like a paedophile and the police weren't going to do anything
about it." No one was arrested in the attack, but the man whose home
it was is expected to forget the whole thing and act as though nothing
to be fined for speeding
is seen by some as a radical move, the police are to fine motorists who
exceed the speed limit. Kenneth Williams Chief Constable of Norfolk and
Chairman of ACPO's traffic committee said, "We are now providing clear
guidance to police on the need for enforcing speeding offences".
The move comes just days after the police announced that they were to
arrest people for 'breaking the law', unless it's in the case of mistaken
Five naked people, some thought to be men, have been
fined for streaking during The Open at St Andrews. One
of the women, lap dancer Jacqui Salmond, danced round the 18th flag on
Sunday seconds after Tiger Woods had teed off. Mr Woods said, "I
was worried that my ball might get caught in the rough."
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In the Daily Harbinger of Monday January 10th
under the heading "Man killed shrimp", we would like to
point out that Mr Martin Corbett was not present at the time of
the killing as he was murdering a hamster in France. Sorry for any