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saint of those funny white marks you get under your finger nails.
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Tomorrow in your Daily Harbinger start
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British Airways suspended two Concorde flights last night following the
crash of an Air France Concorde near Paris. Only a couple of days ago
small cracks were found in the wings of several of the aircraft but it
was decided not to ground any of them as they were quite safe. A spokesperson
for British Airways said, "This is God's way of telling us to look
more closely at the cracks".
give a fig about our money
has announced that it is to spend £150,000 of taxpayers' money on renting
12 fig trees to make a new office block, Portcullis House, for MP's look
nice. But Sir Sydney Chapman, who chairs the accommodation and works committee
denies all knowledge of the figs. "It's news to me", he said
as he totted up the £235 million cost of the whole building. Meanwhile
Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker said, "What is gong on? Everyone knows
MPs prefer to use oranges".
around on the football pitch
Prime Minister Kevin
Keegan and England coach Tony
Blair have announced a multi-million pound
scheme aimed at encouraging football
at grassroots level. The Football Foundation will look to increase the
number of youngsters coming into the sport. Kevin Keegan said, "We at
the FA will do everything we can to make sure the kids get to meet some
of the players and hear from the horse's mouth how important football
is." Pressing the point home Mr Blair said, "Yes, horses are important
too. If we can get the FA to change the rules so that we can play on horseback,
I'm sure our national team will win something in the future".
The NOSE index closed nineteen points down following
an earlier run.
In the Daily Harbinger of Tuesday January 11th
under the heading "Correction", the correction was wrong
because it was the item in question was right in the first place.