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saint of women with hairy armpits.
of the day
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Tomorrow only in your Daily Harbinger
- The truth behind the Mel Gibson boxer shorts scandal that nearly
cost him his life.
The Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has defended his decision to run to the
Press Complaints Commission about unofficial photographs of his baby son.
The pictures, taken at baby Blair's Christening on Saturday appeared in
some of the more unsavoury Sunday papers and deeply offended the PM. A
spokesperson for the Prime Minister said, "Mr and Mrs Blair don't
want any old picture of Leo in every daily newspaper. Mr and Mrs Blair
want to pick which pictures should be used in which paper. For example,
in the Times Leo would be pictured in the library. In the Daily Mail little
Leo would be all cute and cuddly, while for the Sun Leo's head would be
superimposed onto the body of a naked Cherrie Blair."
up name and shame campaign
of the World 'newspaper' has been criticised again for naming more convicted
paedophiles as part of its continuing campaign to highlight offenders
living in the community. Now the newspaper is to step up the campaigning
by publishing the names and addresses of people objecting to their campaign,
followed by people who do not buy their newspaper and finally listing
names, addresses and dates of when all the above
plan on being away from home on holiday as a service to criminals looking
for easy pickings.
The growing of spare body parts has come a step nearer
after the Government dismissed reports that it would give the go-ahead
for further experiments. Scientists are looking at ways that they can
grow spares and have asked the Science Minister Lord Sainsbury to set
up a working party headed by gardener Charlie Dimmock, who has already
grown a spare set of thingies in a greenhouse in Wigan.
The COBBLERS index will be ready on Wednesday.
In some editions of Friday's Harbinger we may
have given the impression that Florence Nightingale was still alive.
This is not the case and we apologise to her family for any upset
this may have caused.