of the day
St Trevor, patron
saint of Chopper bikes.
don't be giving your mother cheek."
The Queen Mother
Tomorrow only in your Daily Harbinger
- Liam Gallagher talks exclusively about sex and drugs and rock
and roll and how he'd much prefer to put his feet up with a glass
of milk, a packet of Gingernuts and a copy of the Harbinger On Sunday
backs down over holiday snaps
The Prime Minister,Tony Blair, has made a dramatic U-turn over his traditional
holiday photographs. Following our campaign calling on the Blairs to grow-up,
Downing Street has announced that photographers will now be allowed to
take pictures of the First Family as they begin their summer break. A
spokesperson for Downing Street said, "Following pressure from the
Daily Harbinger the Blairs have decided to allow the photo session to
take place". A spokesperson for the Daily Harbinger said, "It's
great news, but to tell the truth we don't give a shit because we don't
have pictures in our papers."
nationwide protest against high petrol prices that called for motorists
to boycott the pumps hit a small problem on Tuesday when hundreds of thousands
of motorists bought petrol. The organiser of the "dump the pump" campaign,
Garry Russell said, "It's been a great day for people power. I think
the message was rung out loud and clear to the Government that frankly
the people of Britain don't give a shit".
register planned for stalkers
Convicted stalkers could be made to sign a register
of offenders, the Home Office has confirmed. The proposed register would
work in a similar way to the sex offender's register, which means that
the News of the World will be printing the names and photographs of stalkers
hoping that people will follow them, harass them and so in turn appear
on the register. A spokesperson for the News of the World said, "We
don't give a shit. Our aim is to name and shame everyone in the country".
The TORY index closed right of centre at just
a tad over 4521.
Sorry to Mr Brian Green of Coventry for last
week's story that may have suggested that he was 5'6".