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	  | Weather
 A 
	      cold shower is spoiling all the fun at the moment. I'll call a plumber 
	      in the morning
 
 Sniffing forecast
 Expect a variety of odd smells drifting in from the Atlantic by 
	      midmorning followed by an awful pong in the afternoon. It should 
	      be a bit fresher tonight.
 
 Travel
 The long and 
	      winding road, that leads to your door. Every day is a winding road. 
	      Classics.
 
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	to be cheaper - official The Daily 
	Harbinger has uncovered plans by the Government to make the cost of new 
	cars cheaper. Trade & Industry Secretary Stephen Byers has unveiled plans 
	to make everything else more expensive. "It is important that consumers 
	receive a fair deal," he said. But when pressed on the cost of a 
	new Rover, Mr Byers said, "I'm happy to talk about my plan to increase 
	the cost of the family dog, but for now let's stick to cars".
 UK 
	not OK by way MFI dealt with KGBThe 
	UK's top furniture organisation, MFI, is expected to come under heavy 
	criticism today over they way it handled the case of KGB spy Melita Norwood. 
	Ms Norwood bought the case from MFI in 1930, and despite there being two 
	screws missing, it lasted her well until 1972. She had used the case to 
	keep documents needed for her spying. But in a report due out today from 
	the parliamentary Intelligence and Security Committee it is thought that 
	recommendations will be made to ensure the government is told when KGB 
	spies buy anything from MFI.
 Sport: 
	England beat PortugalEngland 
	beat Portugal last night in their first game of Euro 2000. Playing under 
	our special Daily Harbinger Fantasy Opposites League, England won 3-2 
	after extra time, penalties and a golden goal. Both teams were sent off. 
	David Seaman was man of the match and 
	England don't play Germany on Saturday, where it is expected they will 
	win 2-0.
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 KNICKERS fell over night following a good day on the 
	      market floor and in the market office.
 Tip of the 
	      dayNever wear your heart on your sleeve as your 
	      brain needs it to circulate blood around the body, past the lungs 
	      and thus delivering oxygen to your vital organs.
 
 
     
 
 
 
 
 
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