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Weather
Everyone will
see some weather by the mid morning with further weather moving
in this evening.
Hopping forecast
Frogs will be plentiful in damp areas of woodland and close to ponds
and rivers. Tadpoles are cute aren't they.
Travel
All roads passable
with care except in Slough.
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Royal
Date
The son
of the Queen, Prince Charles, has been out on a date with his girlfriend
Camilla Parker Bowles. Charles called for Camilla at about 7.30 and asked
if she fancied going to dinner with him in London. A spokesperson for
Camilla said, "It was touch and go, poor Cammy didn't have a thing
to wear". Ms Bowles has already met Charles's mum, The Queen, and
the two seemed to get on OK. It is thought that Charles got Camilla home
for 10.30 and it is not thought that they had a kiss in the car outside
her home.
Summer
solstice arrives on cue
People
were up and about a bit sharpish this morning in order to see the sun
rise over Stonehenge. For the first time in as many years, members of
the general public, as opposed to members of some other public collective,
were allowed near the stones. Druids and other pagans were allowed to
mingle freely amongst lower lifeforms and marked the exact moment of sunrise
by sacrificing an elderly man who travelled from Woking. Police said that
some arrests were made "because people expect it".
Sport:
All they had to do was draw
They lost.
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INDEX index
The INDEX index shows a huge increase in the number of
indexes - or is it indices? - being reported.
CORRECTION
Yesterday's correction contained the word coorection
as opposed to correction, which is the coorect spelling. Sorry.
TOMORROW
IN
YOUR HARBINGER
Read our exclusive interview with Prime
Minister Tony Blair, speaking for the first time about corns and
bunions.
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