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Readers letters, Sunday news and something
special for your great uncle.
boy not rowdy say Downing Street
Street has denied reports that the prime minister's son, Euan Blair, has
been involved in rowdy behaviour at an Italian hotel. Newspapers in Italy
reported that Euan,16, and two of his friends were told off by a porter
and sent to bed after disturbing guests in the early hours at the Hotel
Albergo Bellavista in Rome's Lazio region. A spokesperson for the hotel
said, "There wasa alla dissa noise, shouting anna screaming anna
running about, butta we were happy to ignore it. Butta whenna their son
started it we justa gotta pissed offa." A spokesperson for Downing
Street said, "It's all a load of bollocks. Euan is a good lad and
has never been in trouble in his life." See "Tony
Blair's son arrested for being drunk - at 16."
'gripped' by Big Brother
The whole nation has been gripped by Big Brother fever following endless
publicity stunts set up by the Channel 4 programme team. Millions of people
have watched the comings and goings of a bunch of people locked up in
a house together. Even some daily newspapers and television news programmes
have become obsessed with the programme. A spokesperson for The Daily
Harbinger said, "It has always been our position not to mention this
TV programme in our publication and I think you'll find that I am as good
as my word."
may feel pain
Leading British anaesthetists say that braindead people may be able
to feel pain when their organs are removed for transplanting. In an article
for Royal College of Anaesthetists' journal, Anaesthesia, anaesthetists
have called for the donors to be given anaesthetics. A spokesperson for
the braindead, William Hague, said, "I'm sorry, what was the question
again?". A spokesperson for the Royal College of Anaesthetists said,
"I know these patients are dead and as such can't feel any pain,
but we have evidence to show that perhaps they do feel pain and so...,
in theory..., may not be... er, um... can I get back to you on this."
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