off dry, then getting a bit damp before being really wet.
busy with some sales moving in from the west.
causing delays and motorists are stopping at red lights. Beware
of cyclists wearing sunglasses.
The DODDY closed 99.25 points down at 23486.79
change in interest rate
The Bank of
England is to announced that there is no change in the interest rate.
A spokesperson for the bank (I think it was a woman) said: "People's
level of interest in day to day matters seems to be about the same. There
are some indications that people are losing interest in politics but not
a significant amount to effect the overall interest rate".
bore pants off WI
Prime Minister Tony Blair is to address delegates at
the Women's Institute Conference at Wembley today. Mr Blair is expected
to tell the women that he believes in 'old British values' and that they
should all be at home cooking their husband's tea and not wasting their
time swanning around London doing 'womanly' things. He is also expected
to be pelted with eggs, tomatoes and a rather nice risotto made by Mrs
Sir Norman's cap
Wisdom's cap has been Knighted at Buckingham Palace. A spokesperson for
the Queen said: "One has always found the funny little man.. er funny.
His flat cap has always raised a laugh in the Palace and deserved the
gong." When asked about Mr Wisdom himself, the spokesperson said,
"Oh, I thought he was dead".