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Shark
infested swimming pool cleared
A
swimming pool full of sharks in Devon has been cleared.
Four
men told not to come here again
Four men, one thought to resemble Prince Andrew,
have been told not to come here anymore as your kind lower the tone
of the place.
Dog wins
lottery
A Yorkshire Terrier called Sonny has scooped £4.5
million on the National Lottery. His owner said that it wouldn't
change Sonny's life one bit, but the rest of the family were going
to buy everything.
Headline writer
not dead
Peter
Poster the leading headline writer, is said to be fit and well at
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Jippy tummy spoils
first night
By Lance
Waring - Theatre Correspondent
A man from York has
spoken for the first time about how a planned night out at the theatre
to see the premier of a Alan Ayckbourn play with his wife ended in disaster.
The man, Terry Connor,
who does not want to be named, was all set to go out when he suddenly
felt sick.
"I don't know
what came over me", said Terry, "one minute I was getting dressed,
the next I had my head in a bowl."
His
wife, Kerry, who also wants to remain nameless, said: "We'd had a
prawn curry the night before and I think they were off".
Water sold as petrol
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in Bristol of all places
Policemen
and policewomen are looking for a garage and its owner who have been selling
petrol instead of water. Inspector Les Avenue said: "This crime would
never have come to light if one of the local tramps not complained that
his nightcap tasted 'watered -down'".
Police want anyone
with information about anything to call them anytime.
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